No need to lie. Have you been vaccinated for polio or measles or tetanus?
No need to answer. Get off my property.
I don’t need your agreement to end the conversation.
[photographs offender]
“911? I have a trespasser. Please remove him before this escalates further.”
[door closes]
[bolt closes]
Yes...
I think since they are inquiring about my health, I am going to interrogate these zombies with health questions of my own.
And if they’re obese, I will truly let them have it.
My questions below:
Do you know the number cause of people to die with covid is obesity? Right around 80% folks who perished were fat.
Yes I am looking at you. I don’t want to. Fat people are very difficult to look at. Why are you so fat?
Are you simply lazy?
Do you gorge out on cakes and donuts?
How much fatness exist in your family?
Are you just a Hippo violating the HIPPPA laws?