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To: COBOL2Java

"Dayton Mayor Nan Whaley, joined by County Auditor Karl Keith, State Senator Peggy Lehner, and representatives from the advocacy group Ohioans for Gun Safety."(2019)

7 posted on 07/09/2021 5:54:19 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

“DO SOMETHING!”

That reminds me of an old joke in Mark Twain’s Library of Wit and Humor.

A ship at sea was hit by a violent storm and looked about to sink. The sailors called on the Captain..”PRAY FOR US CAPTAIN!”
Captain: “I ain’t been in a church in forty years! I don’t know how to pray!”

Sailors: “well DO SOMETHING religious!”

So the Captain took up a collection.


11 posted on 07/11/2021 10:53:42 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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