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Based On LEGO Evidence, FBI Believes Capitol Rioter Was Also Planning Attack On Hogwarts Castle
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 7th, 2021
Posted on 07/07/2021 11:29:26 PM PDT by McGruff
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posted on
07/07/2021 11:29:26 PM PDT
by
McGruff
To: McGruff
We are now living in a time where the Bee sounds like the reliable, objective, national newspaper of record.
It is certain that the FBI use their Magic Wands in most every framework of their ivanvestigations.
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posted on
07/07/2021 11:38:23 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: McGruff
What next? Someone going to eat my Eggos? Oh the horror of it all. Is nothing sacred any more? Please pass the syrup, Aunt Jemima preferred or Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin Syrup.
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper; McGruff; Navy Patriot
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posted on
07/08/2021 2:35:31 AM PDT
by
4Liberty
(Honest GOP can't use legal means because Dems use illegal ones (threats). The Robert Creamer Party! )
To: McGruff
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posted on
07/08/2021 4:18:25 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
07/08/2021 4:20:55 AM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: McGruff
To: fieldmarshaldj
To: McGruff
As usual, the Babylon Bee gave me a smile!!
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posted on
07/08/2021 4:43:28 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: McGruff
You wouldn't be laughing at the idea of Legos being dangerous until you've stepped on one in the middle if the night when going to the bathroom...
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:29:10 AM PDT
by
Fido969
( Sc)
To: McGruff
“Other evidence seems to suggest that Morss was planning to employ a destructive device that he called a “death star”. We shudder to think what calamity might have ensued had authorities not interceded when they did.”
/My contribution to the narrative...
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:37:03 AM PDT
by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; fieldmarshaldj
This isn't Legos but 2 Kool's Shat song reminded me of
"Shut Me Up".
The Shat was on Conan O'Brian's show once and said "If Canada went to war with America I'd be morally obligated to kill all of you." He seemed to mean it. LOL. A NORTH American treasure then.
"Everything Is Awesome..."
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posted on
07/08/2021 8:54:26 AM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(The true President is in Florida resting up for the first legal Third Term since FDR.)
To: MikelTackNailer
Shat is an original. No one like him.
I like the lego video cause it’s a mashup of a mashup. First Shat’s (unexpected) take on a punk song and then the lego animation on top of that.
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
The man is an incredible inspiration going on 90 years old. Sliding off speeding car hoods at 50 being “T.J. Hooker” while mashing on Heather Locklear (whom I’ve seen naked). Not really, just swiping a line from John Lovitz’s ‘Terminal Liar’ character. She did have my love child. He’s called Hunter and has many problems.
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posted on
07/08/2021 7:38:39 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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