[Melian]

From the Babylon Bee:

PITTSBURGH, PA—The FBI released disturbing new details today regarding alleged January 6th rioter Robert Morss, who had a fully-constructed LEGO Capitol building in his home. Agents say Morss was also building several LEGO Harry Potter sets, leading authorities to believe he was planning a similar attack on Hogwarts Castle.

“The suspect had several completed LEGO Harry Potter building sets and was about 80% of the way through building the advanced-level LEGO Harry Potter Castle,” said FBI bureau chief Warren Alvarez. “We feel we caught him just in the nick of time…

https://babylonbee.com/news/based-on-lego-evidence-fbi-believes-capitol-rioter-was-also-planning-attack-on-hogwarts-castle

Constant vigilance!
The FB! Is really tearing it up, aren’t they?

[Steve Van Doorn]

Hard to laugh with Babylon Bee because this part is True,
"The FBI released disturbing new details today regarding alleged January 6th rioter Robert Morss, who had a fully-constructed LEGO Capitol building in his home"

They're using a LEGO set of the Capital as evidence against Robert Morss. They conveniently left out what other LEGO sets he has. The FBI has gone full nuts.