“Judge said go to jail or join the Army where they set most kids straight.”
The Army set them straight? The squad set them straight... 1 or 2 blanket parties usually kept the really bad apples in line.
Witnessed a blanket party right next to me in basic (68). That dude was pummeled into unconsciousness. He wondered what happened to himself in the morning. The TI started the process and he was soon discharged.