'Act normal, Mark': Cringeworthy clip of Facebook CEO hydrofoiling and holding an American flag for July 4 while John Denver's 'Take Me Home, Country Roads' plays sets social media alight

Daily Mail ^ | 4 July 2021 | ADAM SCHRADER

[Trillian]

[Veto!]

Body double? Doesn’t seem as hideously ugly or balding as Zuck.

[boycott]

I was hoping he would hit a concrete wall at full speed. That or being eaten by a shark. The sack of crap spent $400 million it’s still an election shouldn’t be waving the flag.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

CCP: "You do this one time to trick stupid gullible Americans you support liberty."

Zuckerberg to aides: "Get the green screen and background ready! LET'S GIT 'ER DONE!"

[bigbob]

Well, here’s a video about an American and the flag, let’s see Instagram post it like they ought to if they understood anything about this country:

https://twitter.com/LiVe2DaNceATL/status/1411402242687655939

No PR stunt, just an old soldier and a lump in your throat.

[broken_clock]

“ Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

[KC_Lion]

“This is something Americans do right?” - Mark’s CCP wife to her Commie handlers.

[McGavin999]

I wonder if he knows how much the American people hate him. Poor fool, the left hates him because he’s rich and the right hates him because he’s an anti American little twit.

Hey mark, ever hear the song Can’t buy me love?

[CivilWarBrewing]

That's the ONLY place he feels safe, out on the water on a chilly evening. ROFL! Let's see him do that during a Trump boat parade and see how far he gets.

Seeing the A-HOLE HOLDING THE AMERICAN FLAG who was also instrumental in ILLEGALLY FORCING TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE PREMATURELY is DEEPLY NAUSEATING.

[zeugma]

He posted some pics a week or so ago of him shooting a bow, with hearing protectors on. It was hilarious.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Please, someone on FR Photoshop the PRC FLAG in it’s place!

[Secret Agent Man]

That shark would deserve the Medal of Honor.

[bray]

All the money in the world cannot buy you out of being a dork.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

[DaBeerfreak]

Jumping the Shark!

[right way right]

This is just strange.
It kind of looks like animation but why?
What is the motive?
What’s the bag, man!?

[right way right]

That Fu@#er can’t have our flag!

[PGalt]

skidMark. Wipe this AZZHOLE off the butt of the earth.

[NetAddicted]

Posting this, so I can remember to check the John Denver keyword later.

[leaning conservative]

He is an absolute embarrassment. Oh, and a complete dork.