White supremacist massacres nest of skunks under his porch.
When confronted by this reporter, Otis Thornbush denied that he did it because of their black complexion. Says Thornbush, “Naw, I just don’t want to get sprayed by polecats,” using the pejorative for skunk.
After he put the shy woodland creatures’ remains in a trash bag and left them by the curb, he offered me some barbecued murdered cattle meat. But I had to be sick, so politely but firmly refused as I rushed towards the gutter to vomit.
Said Thornbush, “suit yourself, lady. It’s damned good meat.”
At this point, the interview was concluded, and I got into my Ferrari and speeded off.
At this point, the interview was concluded, and I got into my Ferrari and sped off to my modest 50,000 sq. foot home overlooking the bay with a view of the snow capped mountains far from those wretched, animal murdering, meat-eating rednecks, never again to visit the Land of the Deplorables until it is cleansed and made safe for Gaia worshipers, LGBTQERDSX genders, socialists, assorted atheists, communists, and other upstanding folk of our community!
Did you speeded off, or sped off?