[lepton]

THIS is why you don’t store 2.5 TONS of fireworks in a residential neighborhood.

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Because the police will blow it up in the street without warning?

[CurlyDave]

THIS is why you don’t store 2.5 TONS of fireworks in a residential neighborhood.

Because the police will blow it up in the street without warning?

No, because the police will steal it and then blow it up in the street, probably due to mishandling.