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To: Salamander

One of my many reasons that all fireworks be banned. I only have 2 dogs that get really worked up when they start going off. They also hate it during goose season as my place is surrounded by cornfields. The only good thing abut it is the hunters usually get their limit pretty quick.

When my moronic, straight out of Idiocracy, neighbors bought the place next door, I politely went over and asked if they light off fireworks and if so let me know so I can put my dogs up. They said yes and told me it would be around 8. I guess they couldn’t hold their water so they stared at 5. They were lighting off bottle rockets right over towards my big money stallion’s pen and my barn, and towards my haystack. I guess they figured it was smarter to shoot them my direction instead of toward the back of their 5 acres, so I ran over there and told them they better have good homeowners insurance if they spook my horse and he gets injured or they burn down barn or my haystack.

They haven’t lit any since and its been 8 years.


43 posted on 06/30/2021 9:04:44 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Oh my God!!!


44 posted on 06/30/2021 9:06:55 AM PDT by Salamander (Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
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