My Dad, God rest his soul, put it far more simply when I came of age back in the 1970s.
Why buy a cow when you get milk free? And would any woman that stupid be worth keeping?
No, I guess not, I told him . . . and I kept my snake in the cage until I found one worth keeping about my 28th birthday. It wasn't easy, but it was worth it.
“Why buy a cow when you get milk free? And would any woman that stupid be worth keeping?”
My dad told me once to “never order food at a strip bar” so... Since strippers supposedly can’t cook, or... did I get the meaning of the message wrong there?