You obviously are not familiar with Canadian culture.
French fries and cheese curds with pools of gravy. (Poutine—it is delicious)
And not all of the Beavers are drunk.
And lots of hockey. Of course, for reasons that only God knows, the Florida team presently is up 2-0 over the Canadian ten most of the way through the second in the first game of the Stanley cup.
Oh, I forgot to add that the beaver found a mouse in his beer eh.