I can’t wait until medical schools start doing this and stupid doctors begin working on people. What could go wrong?

"Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ____ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your s__t's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like..."
See what happens when you legalize pot? Entire states get high and lose whatever brains they had in the first place.
Next, are they going to outlaw textbooks, so parents can’t home school the kiddies?