The search for lost dignity
“Look! It’s a time portal! The symbols aren’t Egyptian, they’re star constellations! And hey! Look! It’s me, much younger, much, much younger! Almost as if I’ve been CGIed from some 45 year old outtakes!”
As long as he physically recovers, he won’t have to do a movie-length narration of the lines he would have given had he been in the scenes instead of the CGI version of himself.
And boy, that fourth one sucked sooooo hard.