Surely this was purely coincidence. That healthy 18 old boy would've had that heart problem on that exact same date without taking the vax. He was just due for it. It just so happened he got the miracle vax two days earlier. Lots of healthy 18 year olds have this problem.
And always remember. Correlation is not causation.
(how'd I do? I'm applying as vax navigator with Pfizer to earn a little extra scratch. Times are tough)
p.s. Where all my vax nukkas be at?
