[KarlInOhio]

This is why males are often colourful, perform dances, sing songs or offer gifts in nature

Then why do I get slapped when I give sweaty t-shirts to women - either as a courting gift or for them to do as laundry right after they get me a sandwich and a beer? < /s>

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Then why do I get slapped when I give sweaty t-shirts to women “

Surely you are forgetting something?

That sounds like normal everyday events, but no slapping?
perhaps you chew with your mouth open?