[riverrunner]

I knew that was the reason I brought a elephant rifle.

I told the wife it was for keeping them out of the garden

She said we don’t have any elephants in the garden I told her see it is working.

Maybe now I have to have another one to keep them out of the kitchen

[EQAndyBuzz]

“I knew that was the reason I brought a elephant rifle.”

“I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” - Groucho Marx

[COBOL2Java]

I knew that was the reason I brought a elephant rifle.

Gotta be careful shooting that elephant rifle...

[minnesota_bound]

Groucho shoots an elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh52-cSwNH8