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Portland begs people to visit in most nauseating poem ever
PressCalifornia ^ | June 21, 2021 | Staff Report

Posted on 06/21/2021 7:27:07 AM PDT by artichokegrower

This jumble of words took up an entire page in the Sunday New York Times and San Francisco Chronicle and other major newspapers.

It’s a farce in three acts. First, someone wrote it. Second, someone thought it was good. Third, someone paid for numerous full page ads that run $50,000 to $200,000 or more a pop.

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To: artichokegrower
Top comment on the actual Portland You Tube video:

"I would rather visit Mogadishu at 3 a.m. eating a BLT while wearing a George W. Bush T-shirt!"

61 posted on 06/21/2021 1:20:48 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: rlmorel

In public when ever I see a guy with a military hat I always thank him or Her for their service.
Also many times there is a woman usually wife and I ask if she was with him during said service.
If the answer is yes, I also thank her for her service in putting up with the militery, Gub mint and His Crappola.
I always get a laugh but the woman like your Mom deserve gratitude. They Always smile and thanks me.
Thanks to her.


62 posted on 06/21/2021 1:22:00 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (You Go Donald.)
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To: Billthedrill

Rhyming couplets worthy of Alexander Pope himself. Who wrote it?


63 posted on 06/21/2021 1:22:45 PM PDT by Publius
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To: Publius

Poor scansion. One foot too many in the last line. I’m turning in my poetic license (sobbing)...


64 posted on 06/21/2021 1:31:52 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Mine was revoked years ago.


65 posted on 06/21/2021 1:33:39 PM PDT by Publius
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To: artichokegrower

We shit the bed. Y’all need a place to stay?

No that’s OK. We’re good.


66 posted on 06/21/2021 1:38:27 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: rlmorel

Very good! That’ll work!


67 posted on 06/21/2021 3:36:52 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Enough. Divide the country.. now. )
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I mean, WTF. What kind of poem is that?

It has to be a “Emperor Has No Clothes” poem.

We can all see it sucks.

They all know it sucks, except the person who wrote it. And anyone who opposes it can kiss their career goodbye. So they all sign off on it as a piece of “poetry” to represent their city.

Or worse, is representative of it.


68 posted on 06/21/2021 5:26:02 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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