Pull a gun over no cream cheese?
Now if they had forgotten the lox...
Well, we all have our priorities. ;-)
#6. Speaking about “lox”. Mangling an old joke here:
Why can’t they keep this guy in jail? Because he eats loxes!
The original joke we used to tell among ourselves in Hebrew school is as follows:
“Why can’t Jews be kept in jail? Because they eat loxes.”
One counter-reply to that would be “That sounds very fishy”.
If you can’t joke about yourself, then you have no sense of humor!!!
Just made this up so forgive me for my poor taste in humor.
Someone: “Here comes the Good Humor ice-cream man”.
Me: “Does he have any good jokes for us”?
#6. Speaking about “lox”. Mangling an old joke here:
Why can’t they keep this guy in jail? Because he eats loxes!
The original joke we used to tell among ourselves in Hebrew school is as follows:
“Why can’t Jews be kept in jail? Because they eat loxes.”
One counter-reply to that would be “That sounds very fishy”.
If you can’t joke about yourself, then you have no sense of humor!!!
Just made this up so forgive me for my poor taste in humor.
Someone: “Here comes the Good Humor ice-cream man”.
Me: “Does he have any good jokes for us”?