I couldn’t get any Mallomars so I decided to try some Dare Whippets.
People said they tasted similar to Mallomars.
People were wrong, dead wrong.
Now I have to wait until October to order my beloved Mallomars, the greatest Cookie ever produced on Planet Earth.
They make them in Canada now, just like my 2015 Dodge Challenger.
“People said they tasted similar to Mallomars.
People were wrong, dead wrong.”
I am hip to this tale of woe from similar experiences.