#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can’t fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller #9 - Lately, You’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you?
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
#12 - You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope you never will
And one more: “One for the road” means using the bathroom before you leave the house!!
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Preach it, bro!
#13. At my age, I can say want I want and I don’t care what others think about it.
#14. Crime may not pay, but a life sentence is less a deterrent the older you get.
I just celebrated my 80th birthday on June 16. Once I hit sixty, I started taking the two numbers of my age ad adding them together until I got a single digit. That signifies how old I feel. So, now I feel like a nine-year-old. Hint - you can never be older than nine!
Happy Father’s Day to,all,themDads out there.