[bagster]

Have you ever seen a man on the waterboard? Not the movie version, but in real life and with malicious intent?I’ve seen several, up close and personal. And I have been on the waterboard myself.

Well, ain't you a bad hombre. Look out for you.

Hate to break it to ya, Grampy, but your waterboarding days are long gone.

Take up bingo.

[proust]

It’s a shame such a good article wound up in the chat ghetto.