[Mr. Blond]

Aaaand they’re black.

[nickcarraway]

Mark Lynn Baker and Bronson Pinchot were black, right?

And the daughter of the "Don't Squeeze the Charmin" guy is black?

[GaryCrow]

Aaaand they’re black.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

It only makes sense because according to the major networks at least 98.3% of the people in the US are people of color (or gay, or both).