Because we know that "scientists" and "journalists" are all as pure as the driven snow...
I mean, if you can't trust "scientists" and "journalists" who CAN you trust?
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In other news, "Soviet Grain Harvest Smashes Record!"
(While millions starve to death)
Pipe down Sir, nobody wants to be bombarded with the truth these days, they’d rather enjoy and frolic on their way to the slaughterhouse. heh.