Never go swimming with bow legged women. Oh’ and hang on to you dingalingling. They look for food. You’re on the menu.
Humans are pretty low on the food chain - in the mountains w/ bears, mtn lions, wolves, wild boars - and in the ocean - sharks, barracuda, other stuff - so I avoid those places, unless I carry my AR-50 Beowulf and Kimber 1911 .45 ACP in the wilderness. Haven’t been in the ocean since the early 70s, due to a close encounter with a large shark.