We have ghettos full of thousands upon thousands of unemployed young men. We could employ them in a national back-to-nature program in the fields hoeing corn and chopping cotton. This would provide them with gainful employment and be beneficial to Mother Gaia!
They'd have fresh air, sunshine, no chemicals, and a healthful 100% natural workout. And don't forget free room and board and pocket money for Newports, Nabs, and Saturday night 40s. What's not to like?
Chopped cotton for ten cents a row. Learned to straddle one row and address one on each side as well as the one in the middle. Arizona’s sun was a favorite of the weeds and Johnson grass as well.