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An Olympic Hopeful Says Her Burrito Is To Blame For Her Positive Drug Test
KUOW ^ | JUN 15, 2021 | Bill Chappell

Posted on 06/15/2021 5:33:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 06/15/2021 5:33:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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You betcha. Why not? Burritos are so disgusting, they could cause voter fraud, hurricanes, and earthquakes,


2 posted on 06/15/2021 5:37:03 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: nickcarraway

In horse racing, they dope all the other horses — winner is drug free. Here, bad actors could spike the food of their best competition.....


3 posted on 06/15/2021 5:38:38 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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See what happens when one eats a tripe burrito?


4 posted on 06/15/2021 5:38:48 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (Vsetko Umiera! Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
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To: nickcarraway
First time I ever ate a burrito was off a food truck in Camp Pendleton, CA.

It was 1982 and I was stationed up on the hill with the Mass-3 unit. That food truck would come by every morning around 10:30. They used to call it the "roach coach."

5 posted on 06/15/2021 5:39:05 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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To: Born to Conserve
I wonder if that's happened.

Do you have an actual citation om the horse races?

6 posted on 06/15/2021 5:40:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: snuffy smiff

“tripe burrito”

Menudo can be good. I’d try the burrito.


7 posted on 06/15/2021 5:43:23 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn."m)
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To: SamAdams76

We called them roach coaches in ‘72 as well. I never trusted them.


8 posted on 06/15/2021 5:51:22 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal.)
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9 posted on 06/15/2021 5:53:19 PM PDT by llevrok (I'm old enough to remember when the quarantine was to be 2 weeks)
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To: dynachrome

You’re correct! Tripe commonly comes from cows:

tripe
/trīp/
1.
the first or second stomach of a cow or other ruminant used as food.

I think what you are referring to is what we call “chit’lin’s” here in the deep south. (and nope-never tasted any. And I never will!)

https://www.tasteatlas.com/most-popular-offal-dishes-in-mexico


10 posted on 06/15/2021 5:56:07 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (Vsetko Umiera! Build the Wall and build it tall, then build a gallows and hang them ALL!)
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It seems the United States is bound and determined to find something to keep our best from competing against the rest of the world.........

If only the other countries gave due diligence to screening their own athletes for illegal drugs......

That brings to mind one of the greatest of all cyclists, Lance Armstrong who was dethroned by our own USADA who had been stalking him for years in an attempt to bust him, which they finally did.

I'm not condoning what Armstrong did but rather condemning the tactics which were used to bust him. There was not one European racer that was subjected to the same scrutiny that Armstrong was, they were out of the USADA jurisdiction......And for what it's worth, the Europeans are rife with proven cases of illegal doping.....

For some reason, the US govt. was bound and determined to get rid of Lance Armstrong......

11 posted on 06/15/2021 5:57:38 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay for the 19th time......)
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...a burrito purchased and consumed approximately 10 hours before that drug test from an authentic Mexican food truck that serves pig offal..."

It was probably delicious.

12 posted on 06/15/2021 5:57:43 PM PDT by TChad
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If they were accusing her of slowing other runners down by letting one rip I would absolutely buy this line of reasoning.


13 posted on 06/15/2021 5:58:14 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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Never had a nandrolone burrito? From the famous nandrolone taco trucks


14 posted on 06/15/2021 5:59:54 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople ("The issue is never the issue. The issue always is the Revolution." Lenin)
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To: snuffy smiff

Tripe is the ‘honeycomb’of the cow stomach.

Chitlins are the intestines of a pig, boiled down, fried up, and served with apple cider vinegar and hot sauce.

Gotta be well cleaned.


15 posted on 06/15/2021 6:01:08 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn."m)
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To: snuffy smiff; dynachrome

Tripe. We have a family history that has tripe in it.

My mom ate strange things. When we were kids, my mother used to eat pickled pig’s feet. I can safely say that was the singularly most disgusting thing a kid can watch an adult eat.

Crabs and lobster are one thing, but watching your mother pull apart some vaguely humanly articulated looking pink things and gnawing the cartilage off of them and crunching it was unsettling, to say the least.

I have always suspected that she took a liking to them because she knew we wouldn’t filch them and eat them, a lesson my dad never seemed to learn when he bought his snacks.

My mom was a great cook, but her endeavors sometimes extended past the edge of what we as kids were capable of accepting.

One evening for dinner, we were all sitting around the table, and she bought out this great big Blue Danube soup tureen and set it in the middle of the table. I remember wondering what it was, and leaning over to peer inquisitively into the steaming interior.

Inside was red sauce, unnaturally bright red against the white china interior, with...some kind of strips of white things in it. Some of them, as they broke the surface were smooth and white, but some of them had a bizarre textured or honeycombed appearance to them!

When we asked what it was, my mother said: “Tripe! It’s good. Eat it.”

No way. As far as I was concerned, it looked like some poor alien from outer space had been stripped of his flesh to feed us. None of us would touch it, including my dad, and boy, was my mom ever pissed...:)


16 posted on 06/15/2021 6:04:55 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: nickcarraway

Some skinny Asian guy ate 3 Big Eds. Needless to say, he won.


17 posted on 06/15/2021 6:05:23 PM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's, I just don't tell anyone, like most here.)
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To: llevrok

Exactly where my mind went.


18 posted on 06/15/2021 6:06:14 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: nickcarraway; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife
I know what it really was.


19 posted on 06/15/2021 6:07:26 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Dang it!


20 posted on 06/15/2021 6:07:50 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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