Heh, I was about halfway into it before I began to suspect it wasn’t joke!
Point taken about not lopping each other’s heads off on the basis of media articles meant to incite us into lopping each other’s heads off...:)
A policeman was dispatched to the scene of a domestic disturbance.
When he got there he radioed back that an elderly woman had shot her husband for walking on her freshly mopped kitchen floor.
“Do you have her in custody?”
“No, the floor is still wet.”