So, in other words, Doctors ‘advise against’ sitting on extremely hot asphalt roads, especially whilst one is bare-a*sed or barefooted.

Reminds me of the ‘helpful’ warning visible from the driver’s seat, on the removable sunroof panel of my car (manual transmission), that cautioned not to remove the panel while the car was in motion. They made it sound like the driver shouldn’t remove the sun roof while driving in rush hour traffic or something.