Posted on 06/12/2021 7:50:23 PM PDT by simpson96
BREAUX BRIDGE, La (KLFY) — The Breaux Bridge Police Department arrested a woman on Tuesday after she allegedly threatened to shoot her neighbors.
Michelle Alexander, 48, of Breaux Bridge was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a firearm, firearm free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia, resisting an officer, and battery of a police officer.
On Tuesday, officers with the BBPD responded to a complaint in reference to a woman threatening to shoot her neighbors.
Officers took Alexander into custody and obtained a search warrant for her home, where they found the rifle.
Alexander is held in the St. Martin Parish Correctional Center.
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Savages.
She looks like everyone’s mother in law....
Right???
Come on...
Aren’t you with me????
Oh, another brain damaged DEMOCRAT!!!
Wasn’t she the Salt Monster in the original Star Trek?
Which way to da gumbo?
LOL!
Golum?
Already posted by some guy called simpson96.
That’s a man baby!
Her face is an unregistered weapon.
She’s probably as bald as Kojak under that tangled mess of a nylon wig.
“Why did I threaten to shoot my neighbors?
They was making noise at 3am, Rappin’, laughing, and sh*t.
Drivin’ donuts in the street. You would do the same thing!
It was right out side mah window! Ah told them to STFU. Go away.
Am tryin to get mah Beauty Sleep. KnowwhatI’msayin?
But they didn’t give a f**k.
So ah said: “Don’t make me come down there, and straighten yaw out, ‘cause I will!”
(Satire)
Alleged Woman Allegedly....
I’m going to go with “Sigmund the Sea Monster has finally been captured!”
How many people remember that show?
Was the neighbor also her hair dresser? Would explain her bad mood.
Dindu nuffins.
Yowsa!
Boy! Does this ever take me back to my time in LE. Some things just never change.
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