[dowcaet]

Why would anybody jump in a body of freshwater anywhere in the state of Florida?

[TexasGator]

[chopperk]

Maybe the Gator was just horny..................

[genetic homophobe]

Why would anybody jump in a body of freshwater anywhere in the state of Florida?

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Bro. The salt water down here? Even worse. I’m staying in the boat.

[cport]

Why would anybody jump in a body of freshwater anywhere in the state of Florida?

Same reason we don't wear masks. Odds of getting attacked by a gator in FL are 1 in 3.2 million; we like to enjoy life down here, not be afraid of a highly unlikely occurrence that leads to death.