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—”For sale, or DIY instructions on line.”

You have to be very careful with such a device.

Before I retired If I had an extremely bothersome employee and could absolutely not wait to deal with it through normal channels...

There were a few simple but difficult rules to be followed:

Make certain they’re dead.
Remove them a minimum of two miles from the main campus.
Bury them deep.
Failure to follow the rules is grounds for dismissal.

That can be a lot of hard work and I would not expect much in the way of help.

Rumor had it, that in one of the other buildings on campus, they were allowed to simply drop the body in the trash bin on the loading dock and cover it with more trash.
Some said it had to be in a garbage bag?

That “Shoot, Shovel and Shut up” thing is a nice bit of alliteration, but a huge amount of work!