[texas booster]

“They were pretty calm on the phone and I hopped in a boat and headed down there,” Kane told The Post on Friday. “Once I got a half-mile away, I could see them and I called 911. I went down there and hooked up to them and assessed the situation as they were pretty close to falling off the side.”

Of course, they weren't worried and stayed calm. They knew that a big, strong man would come out to rescue them ... this is Texas after all (even if too close to Austin).

[LibertyWoman]

Too stupid to be scared...

[LibertyWoman]

Too stupid to be scared...

[jagusafr]

Or they were snockered, which may be one of the reasons for their inattention…

[DUMBGRUNT]

—” They knew that a big, strong man would come out to rescue them ... this is Texas after all”

I lived in Texas in the early 1970s and drove an ancient Ford flathead PU, that occasionally needed an assist.

Good people and super helpful.

Once, out on a back road on my motorcycle, and spotted a HUGE Tarantula!

I wanted it!
Found a milk carton and was attempting to corral the critter into the carton.

A cowboy stopped and ask what I was doing.

He picked up the tarantula with his bare hand and put it in the carton!!!

Texas!