"I have a doctoral degree, but would never in a million years refer to myself as “Dr. Lurkin.”
If you did they'd be making up limericks about it...
There once was a man named Dr. Lurkin, who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His mother said Dr. Lurkin, stop jerkin' your gherkin...your gherkin's for furkin,' not gherkin.
50 posted on 06/11/2021 11:43:49 AM PDT by mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )