Drop them both into a lye bath. Do it publicly as a warning for other would be nutsos who consider killing their parents. Putting either of them into any JV program is a waste of money, time, and energy. Their crime can serve as a warning to others.
The daughter’s casual approach after-the-fact:
“His phone has been acting up, but he’s okie. It should be all fixed by tomorrow night, no worries :)”
“Drop them both into a lye bath. Do it publicly as a warning for other would be nutsos who consider killing their parents.”
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