Woman set husband on fire because she thought he poisoned her chicken wings

New York Post ^ | June 9, 2021 | By Jackie Salo

[ConservativeStatement]

A Milwaukee woman has admitted to setting her sleeping husband on fire because she believed that he poisoned her chicken wings, police said.

Tuhonsty Marie Smith, 29, confessed to authorities that she had waited for her spouse to fall asleep to light his head on fire earlier this month at their home in the Enderis Park neighborhood, news station WDJT reported.

[Noumenon]

That seems a tad harsh.

[Texas resident]

Someone with a worse name?

[heavy metal]

the lesson here is never announce your intentions before hand...

just do it...

[C210N]

She could have used a more plausible excuse.

Something like, he had the chills and she wanted to him to be warm the rest of his life.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yep, and double yep.

[sanjuanbob]

She doesn’t seem the MAGA type...you know what I mean.

[sanjuanbob]

Thanks lmao.

[Rurudyne]

She should have been going to Churches....

[Surrounded_too]

That’s a hard listen - announcer chick going around in circles enough to driver HER own man away.

[Verginius Rufus]

Yes, not smart for him to tell her that he planned to leave her right before going to bed in their house.

But it could have been worse. He could have told her right before she took a driver's test...like Martha did to Michael in For Better or For Worse (current week's strips on GoComics.com).

[Vaquero]

Tuhansty Marie eh? Ok

[Vaquero]

Arnolds. Milwaukee Fried Chicken. Everybody like drum stick nobody like chicken wing.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Her brother is “Ubelyin.”

[atomic_dog]

Nomen est omen.

[MAAG]

hot/crazy matrix

[17th Miss Regt]

Wild guess. Tuhontsy sounds Haitian.

[Rurudyne]

I was referencing an old “man on the street” interview where a guy was asking what church people went to.

One lady responded that she went to Popeyes.

[Vaquero]

I was referencing a very old Happy Days episode where Arnold of Arnold’s Drive in was played by Pat Morita who tried to push wings (before the buffalo wings craze) and in a very Asian broken English said “Everybody like drum stick nobody like chicken wing.”

Sorry if I’m dating myself. I tend to do that.

[Rurudyne]

I’d forgotten about that.

[proud American in Canada]

Why??? If people don’t want to be feared or something else, then stop acting like animals.