No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just a mask

apnews.com ^ | June 5, 2021 | AP

[Berlin_Freeper]

Philadelphia bike riders won’t need their shirts, pants, skirts or even underwear — just a mask.

Organizers of the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride say this year’s event will take place Aug. 28 and will require masks, based on the city’s earlier coronavirus restrictions.

[antidemoncrat]

” No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just a mask”

But using a mask when exercising can cause brain damage ... oh wait ... too late for them

[CatOwner]

Having locked up a front tire before, no thanks!

[Telepathic Intruder]

My bike doesn’t wear a stitch of clothing, ever.

[Flick Lives]

Riding a bike “sans-culottes” seems ill-advised, especially if one goes over any large bumps. A narrow racing saddle might require surgical extraction as a result.

[leaning conservative]

Yes! ; )

[G Larry]

Wait!

What about SHOES?!?!?

[left that other site]

What?

No Helmet, Spandex shorts, Bicep-iPhone-strap, Special Bicycle Shoes, knee and elbow pads, or jock-strap required?

It’s the APOCALYPSE!!!!

[stinkerpot65]

Mostly home perverts.

Democrats are evil scum.

[stinkerpot65]

Mostly home perverts.

Democrats are evil scum.

[Savage Beast]

I hope they wash off the bicycle seats afterward.

[Wasichu]

I’ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It’s got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I’d give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Deep

[Truthoverpower]

Agreed

Mountain biker hear
me like bike shorts

[nycteacher]

Can you were an athletic supporter? Othersise the person behind you could follow the bouncing balls

[Deplorable American1776]

I wonder if Burlington Vermont will have their annual Nude Bike Rally... and if Brattleboro, Vermont will have the annual teen mooning of Amtrak on the First Day of Summer. Yes, a tradition of the town’s teensto moon the Vermonter on the first day of Summer. Nudity in Vermont is legal. You’ll know the swimming holes are if you see cars parked on the side of the road. 🤓

[Larry Lucido]

Please no fat bottom girls.

[SuperLuminal]

Hmmm...
Would it be wrong to request that the flags be lowered to half mast?

[Wasichu]

Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/xwK11srDmyw

[Fresh Wind]

You’re more likely to see a bunch of fat bottomed girls.

[who knows what evil?]

Accidentally wandered into Montpelier, VT the same day as one of their nude bicycle races. Allow me to testify that this race does NOT feature ANYONE that you would wish to see bicycling in the nude...