Here is something to think about .We think of the possibility of aliens as being superior to us because of their scientific advancements. But what would they think of us, earthlings, we humans are earthlings but we eat other earthlings. Cows, chickens, pigs, fish and other animals that in reality are also earthlings. Would aliens differentiate us humans from animals as edible protean? Just a thought.
I’m not sure if the aliens are superior to us. I just know, from the movies and TV shows of my youth, that female aliens (no matter their color) have nice tits. And since I am OK with that I am not concerned about being “probed”. Heck, in a lot of venues you have to pay extra for that.
Aliens land on earth (in America of course) they befriend the population and convince many to 'return' to their planet with them and many many do. In the meantime, the aliens left a 'book' behind written in alien. 2 scientists, male and female, try to decipher the book while people continue to go with the aliens to their planet. The male scientist cannot resist the opportunity to go along and decides to leave with the aliens too.
Last scene, the male scientist is walking up into the craft when suddenly the female scientist runs into the waiting lounge screaming, "don't go! don't go! don't go"!! I've broken the code in the book! Don't go!!!"
It's a COOKBOOK :)