Fauci needs a bottle of the booze of his choice (normally, customarily vodka but hey, we're nice people here, let the guy have his choice) and a loaded Tokarev pistol, which is appropriate for someone like himself.
And a little privacy.
“...Fauci needs a bottle of the booze of his choice (normally, customarily vodka but hey, we’re nice people here, let the guy have his choice) and a loaded Tokarev pistol, which is appropriate for someone like himself...”
He’d miss.