I do! I do!
The Blazing Saddles, Bob Marley ticket.
Make Illinois Great Again!
#MIGA
If you can believe it, a Federal judge in California has overturned the state’s onerous AR15 and “assault weapons” ban.
In a lawsuit presented by plaintiff James Miller, Judge Roger Benitez of California’s Southern District (George W. Bush appointee) ripped the state’s law, referring to it as a “failed experiment” and stating “State level assault weapon bans that remain in effect have little to show.”
The 94 page ruling starts off with:
Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment. Good for both home and battle, the AR-15 is the kind of versatile gun that lies at the intersection of the kinds of firearms protected under District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008) and United States v Miller, 307 U.S. 174 (1939). Yet, the State of California makes it a crime to have an AR-15 type rifle. Therefore, this Court declares the California statutes to be unconstitutional.
And the very first thing on the agenda for that noble cause is to locate and cast off all the moorings that keep Cook County from floating off into Lake Michigan and sinking.
Yeah, I know. Poop floats.