[CodeToad]

“I have a patent pending on a device to make all of humblegunner’s posts friendly and enlightening.”

Sooooo, another 5,000 year project, right?

[TangoLimaSierra]

“I have a patent pending on a device to make all of humblegunner’s posts friendly and enlightening.”

Just make then intelligent.

Then again, that's impossible. Maybe FTL travel instead.