“When I...when I was a young Senator from Scranton, the kids used to come to my pool in Delaware and they’d look at my white teeth and want to pet them. I’d let them pet my teeth and I would suck on their...their, you know, fingers and uh, press my lap against them and then the thing would...would you know, the thing, uh happen, and vrmngugrner....uh...well, anyway...I’m going on to long and they’re telling me to stop talking or I’ll get in trouble.”
Is that quote for real? If so, we are in far more trouble than I thought.