REVEALED: Biden, 78, starts his day by lifting WEIGHTS, watches Morning Joe, treats himself to chocolate chip cookies and calls Hunter every night 'before bedtime'

UK Daily Mail ^ | May 24 2021 | KATELYN CARALLE

[knighthawk]

Joe Biden is a creature of habit and starts most mornings by lifting weights and watching either CNN's New Day or MSNBC's Morning Joe, a report revealed Monday.

While the 78-year-old president lives a generally healthy lifestyle and is typically regimented, he does have quite a sweet tooth.

According to interviews by The Washington Post with seven people familiar with Biden's daily routine, some of his favorite treats are orange Gatorade and chocolate chip cookies.

[a fool in paradise]

What time does Hunter actually get in bed?

[1Old Pro]

Was this supposed to be some really Big Scoop? Some electrifying revelation?

Yes, his cognitive function appears to be at least 50%, not 25% like I thought.

[a fool in paradise]

“Biden got TWO cookies?!!!”

[Huskrrrr]

Good point!

[dirtboy]

Sippy cup curls.

[1Old Pro]

What time does Hunter actually get in bed?

Whenever a hooker or underage gal is there?

[Howie66]

When Zho rolls his arse out of bed, President Trump has already put a full day’s worth of work in. And he donated HIS presidential salary to any number of charitable causes.

[M Kehoe]

Sounds like Ruthy Ginsberg’s last days on the planet.

5.56mm

[PROCON]

Did he learn weight lifting from Izzy Mandelbaum.

[Gay State Conservative]

Calls Hunter? OK...the way I see it going down is: On 1 19/25 (at 9AM Eastern) Plugs gives Hunter a full pardon.At 9:30AM (Eastern) on 1/29/25 he resigns the Presidency. At 10AM (Eastern) on 1/19/25 Heels Up pardons Plugs.

[Howie66]

He’s nothing more than a Treasonous Usurper. A Degenerate, Pedophile, Commie Owned, Grifter and a steaming sack of Obama.

[ConservativeInPA]

'He has the tastes of a 5-year-old,' a longtime Biden adviser told the Post.

You would think journalists could write better, after all it is their life's work. I will be kind enough to edit for anyone that didn't pick up on this error. It should read, 'He has thea tastes of a for 5-year-olds,' a longtime Biden adviser told the Post.

[Chode]

[Karliner]

When does he have time to huff hair and let the black staff run their hands through his hairy legs?

[BradyLS]

Puff piece for the sniffer-in-chief.

[polymuser]

C’mon man! Mika’s hawt!

[ArcadeQuarters]

Does standing up count as lifting dead weight?

[dinodino]

IDGAF. He still sucks.

[al baby]

when the big hand is on the little hand

[laweeks]

Biden, 78, starts his day by getting his sheets changed, lifting pudding cup spoons, watching Soupy Sales while his nurse treats him to chocolate chip Pablum, getting changed for bed, and calls Hunter every night to see if there’s any more money deposited by China ‘before his bedtime.’