[SamAdams76]

One of the benefits of being a man is the five-minute morning shower. Towel off, brush your teeth, shave (maybe), run a comb through your hair and you are done with your grooming for the day. Now the wife and daughters can take over the bathroom for the next few hours.

Why would any man want to complicate his grooming further!

Unless you are about to go under the bright lights for a national TV appearance, there is no reason for a man to wear makeup EVER!

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Don’t forget number two. The phrase is S***, Shave, and Shower.