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To: gundog

My favorite FReepers and comments often involve Seinfeld references.
Thank God for you fine people.

“Cartwright....Cartwright..”


5 posted on 05/23/2021 12:15:41 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: JerseyDvl; gundog

#6

She probably doesn’t even say Grace.


8 posted on 05/23/2021 12:20:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: JerseyDvl
Jerry: "Who's Cartwright?"
George: "I'm Cartwright!
Jerry: "You're not Cartwright."
George: "Of course I'm not Cartwright!!"

And the classic set up:

George: "I'm expecting a call ... Costanza?"
Greeter: "Yes, I just got a call. Uh, I yell 'Cartwright!' ... 'Cartwriiight!'... Just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up."
George: "Well ... was it for Costanza or uh ..."
Greeter: "Yes. Yes. That's it. Nobody answered."
George: "W-was it a woman?"
Greeter: "Yes. Yes. I tell her you not here ... she said curse word ... I hang up."

14 posted on 05/23/2021 1:20:44 PM PDT by glennaro ("Until it's safe" means "never" (Dennis Prager))
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