Sorry, boss, I couldn’t come to work yesterday because I was charging my car.
Just in time for Kalifornica’s next wildfire season. These people won’t be able to evacuate. No electricity and dead batteries.
I got stuck driving north during the wildfires in NorCal driving up the 101. I didn’t realize it at the time until I saw the smoke and there were mile long lines of cars at gas stations and dozens of teslas on the side of the road. I filled up my glorious big diesel tank outside of San Fransicko and made it all the way to Crescent city Every city in between was literally shut down. No power, no gas, no groceries. The only things open were a few Indian Casinos that had their own generators and the marijuana shops. They got what they voted for good and hard.