A new reason to swipe right? Dating apps adding vax badges

AP via Houston Chronicle ^ | May 21, 2021 | ZEKE MILLER

[algore]

I cannot think a reason to even use these apps

I don’t need me a Tinderella story

[Salman]

That’s fine, but what about STDs? /smirk

[a fool in paradise]

I don’t know about the most sexual of them (Tinder, Grinder, etc) but the ones that I have seen do not ask about STDs.

So apparently these corporate wizards are only interested in their “customers” getting the covid and not herpes, HPV, AIDS, syph, genital warts, etc...

[a fool in paradise]

California courts and legislators have said that is no business of a sexual partner to know that AND there can be no criminal charge for knowingly spreading such diseases.

[algore]

Being a porn stud is much safer, at least you know where the women have been, and when they were last tested for all the fun things you mentioned.

[TakebackGOP]

These liberal dating sites didn’t refund users who subscribed around when the lockdowns occurred or offer discounts.

[Chode]

cause God knows, nobody EVER lies on the net...

and then what, they gonna ask to see yer papers?

[Scrambler Bob]

Have you been vaccinated?

Well maybe, it depends on where you think I got it.

[Scrambler Bob]

OK
I’ll sign up, and declare Vaxxed.

Then that is my ‘documentation’ when asked — ‘Look at my profile’.

[FreedomPoster]

On that note, one of the responses I’ve seen suggested for the inappropriate “Have you been vaccinated for Covid” question is “Are you being treated for anal herpes? Since we’re asking each other inappropriate private medical questions.”

[a fool in paradise]

8 or 12 years ago they were trying to get people on record about their political positions. Intolerant Democrats didn’t want to encounter any conservatives.

[SmokingJoe]

A new reason to swipe LEFT more like.

[Lopeover]

Good. You don’t want to emotionally invest in a person who can transmit spike proteins & possibly have a shorter lifespan.

[PGR88]

I’m into woke politics and I’m looking to meet like-minded cisgender or questioning girls for fun and friendship

And I’m now syphilis free! Come and get it!

[T.B. Yoits]

It can be like the ‘Seinfeld’ episode “The Alternate Side” where her older boyfriend strokes out just before she was going to break up with him.

[a fool in paradise]

These sites won’t even let you block out all female impersonators.

[Caipirabob]

Can’t I just include “Vax” as a pronoun? Right along “They, Them, It...whadevah”?

[a fool in paradise]

Gooble Gobble
One of us!
One of us!

[GOPJ]

But, but, but... what if a person ‘self identifies’ as a person who go both vaccines?

Isn’t that the same as having both shots? Logic good for the goose good for the gander...