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I’m still kind of split about a Pfizer vaccine side effects, but figure it will either lead to a zombie apocalypse, or the origin of the goblin subspecies.

Moderna vaccine: Orcs.
AstraZeneca vaccine: Either Lizardmen or Fairies.
GlaxoSmithKline vaccine: Slimes.
Merck vaccine: Vampires.
Jannsen vaccine: Various Beastmen.
Sanofi: Dark, Forest, or Winter Elves.
Sputnik: Dhampirs or Teutons

[bagster]

Hahahahahaha.

I think I love you.

#NoHomo

[Bulwyf]

Roll a paladin, and it should have it all covered? Heh.

Maybe all the zombie movies and tv shows were prophetic lol.

Ok, joking aside, put your faith in Jesus, he’s the only answer that matters in any of this.