We were all super happy when the insane DNR turned two female and one male mountain lions loose not far away.
Naturally, they immediately came to MY area and sat up on the ridge screaming at night.
Haven’t heard them since, as they’re probably trying to make their way back home out west.
Our DNR is full of sociopaths.
Killer bears and coywolves were not good enough apex predators, it seems.
I expect them to stock the local ponds and lakes with piranha and alligators, next, because why not.
Maybe they can relocate some serial killers to your area. Just to make sure there’s an even distribution.
I think the DNR should release some of those aliens from “Independence Day”, next. We could use their ships to blow up Baltimore and DC.