For my job, I do a lot of employee training at lumberyards and home centers for the building material manufacturer who employs me.
A couple weeks ago, I was doing some product demo’s at a lumberyard. One of my demonstrations utilizes two pieces of 2X4 glued together.
I forgot to cut extra’s so I used a torch to burn the old adhesive off.
It made a perfect joke when I was using scorched 2X4 pieces. “Even I can’t afford lumber.”
:D