[17th Miss Regt]

Did they ever look into who bankrolled last year’s riots and delivered bricks on the streets?

YES, THEY DID. They found that no one bankrolled the protests and the brick deliveries were all mythical.

News flash: the chocolate ration has been increased from 40 grams to 20 grams today.

[a fool in paradise]

The FIB also believes that there were no plans to storm the Capital on January 6th until President Trump “said things” that day.

The FIB also believes in pee pee videos and that it is ok for FIBBER agents to lie on legal papers when seeking a warrant to spy on Americans.